oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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