this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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