I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
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