Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
Randomize
