this boner is exhausting
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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