She just used a chaser for red wine.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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