Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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