shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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