a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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