He felt like a one man threesome
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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