My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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