Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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