My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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