everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
