am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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