If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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