Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Plan B is the new Plan A
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
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