it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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