I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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