So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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