A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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