Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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