his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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