That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
