what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
Randomize
