I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
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