how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
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