I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
they're like a gay fantastic four
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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