glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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