woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Randomize
