I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
pray to the hookup gods
The convent might be a nice break from real life
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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