i just google imaged poop.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
The beer is more important than you right now.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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