I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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