It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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