She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
don't judge my taste in strippers
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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