I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
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