so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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