is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
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