I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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