my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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