Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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