I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Cover your peen. We're going out.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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