Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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