There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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