Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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