And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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