please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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