Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
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