operation harelip BJ is a go
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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