It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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